the new girl.

My fellow salesmen wonder why I "just can't get along with the other women in my office?"

I tell them i have nothing in common with....

A) Women who build curtains out of paper clips to hang over the entrance to their cubes.
B) Women who get escorted out of the office by officers because they have outstanding warrants.
C) Women that go to lunch, and return to work 2 hours later smelling of whiskey and covering their ears because of the loud noise they hear (otherwise known as a telephone ring).
D) Women who wear bedroom slippers to work...on purpose.

....need I say more?

You're laughing....but the above descriptions are based on real life experiences.
Trust me, I wish I could say I was stretching the truth!

On a lighter note....a new girl started today.
I heard someone ask, "Where did you grow up?"
She replied, "In a very sheltered church and home...I dont say it personally, but some people say I grew up in a cult."
I sighed a sigh of relief.

Finally.....someone normal!